Because literally, fire drill is a burning machine for boring holes.
Plus, it really is boring.
But I digress.
Anyways, the second fire drill of the year is basically like the first one. Bell rings three times inna row. Everyone jumping up from their seats saying "Wootz. Fire." instead of "Aaaah, Fire!"
We take things that seriously.
And so, everyone was directed to the field by the dutying prefects ( myself not included ) who so happened to be guarding the available toilets and preventing students from loitering in them. Personally, I think that's ok for a fire drill, but if a real fire occurs, they are gonne be burnt meat.
Talking about burnt meat, at the field, the teacher on duty commented on our slowness (
11 min ) in reaching the field will cause us to turn into the food in question. I'm pretty comfident that if there is a real danger of a fire, you wouldn't see a cheetah run faster.
Cuz we're Kbian Cemerlang!
As my friend
Nicky posted in his now dead
blog, ( this is pure plagarism ) :
in a FIRE DRILL,
1. Everyone would scream 'FIRE!' just to balance their uncontrollable hormones [girls, you are not exempted in this]
2. Basically the movement from the class to the assembly area would have no difference with the walk to the market.
3. Lights and fans will be switched off, windows and doors will be closed.
4. Prefects blocking entries to the toilets. [Awesome]
5. It takes 11 minutes for everyone to settle down and to line up.
6. Attendance will be taken and speeches will be given.
in a REAL FIRE,
1. Everyone would scream 'FIRE!' because they wanna save their life first.
2. Forget running, everyone would push and hop about to escape.
3. Do not expect the classroom to have their switches off nor closing the windows/doors. Everyone would take their bags and run.
4. Toilets are open for you to enter as no one would risk their life guarding the entrance if they know the fire is spreading in the toilet bowl.
5. The requirement to be at the assembly ground is at most, 4 minutes. In such case, I think 2 minutes is more than enough [if that is, everyone really listened to orders and line up at the assembly ground.
6. The teachers are very responsible and they would be ready to do what they needed to do. But there will be no students there because everyone would probably be sitting at the nearby restaurant drinking Chinese Tea
Plus, not being burnt by fire by having fire drill will still cause us to not NOT be burnt anyway as burning fast by fire is the same as burning slow by sun. Say that three times three times as fast!
Argh, fire drill got me fuming! Cya later.
