Behind Old Wood Chucks

Say it fast, yeah?

*deep breath*

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

As

much wood chuck as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would.

Now

would a wood chuck chuck a sunk junk chunk if a wood chuck should chuck wood?

If

a wood chuck chucks chunks like a wood chuck would then you know it's made of wood.

When

a wood chuck would chuck your chunk of wood would you chuck the wood chuck good?

No

A wood chuck could chuck Chuck's wood good, I hope it's understood.

Even

Norris knows no wood chuck would know to chuck Chuck Norris's wood,

Cause

A wood chuck would chuck no one's wood; wood chucks would not be rude.

Then

Woody's poor wood chuck would chuck wood if Woody would let the wood chuck chuck,

But

Poor Wooden Woody's wood was chucked, so Woody's wood chuck would chuck Woody.

So

Would ya, could ya, would ya, could ya wood chuck chuck wood good?

Or

Could ya, would ya, could ya, would ya chuck your wood chuck's wood?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

As

much wood chuck as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would.

Cya, nature! You scary!