With friends like mine, I should really learn to keep my big mouth shut.
So, I will attempt to answer the above questions with enough honest sass as possible.
Benefits of the third reich.
Everyone is now united in hate towards a common enemy, and world peace (or something resembling it) has been achieved. At least, until someone manages to become the President of the United States...
The joys of anal sex
Essentially doubling the number of sex position, hence doubling the size of the porn industry. Can't say the same about fun in the bedroom tho... Does prevent accidents, but there are risks of... accidents. Smelly kinds. Well, not as if the other kind ain't smelly eventually.
I was eating a plate of siew yuk and got an erection. Why?
Well, I guess it's because you've been watching too much porn, and too much foodporn. And soon enough, one type of meat starts to look like another; starts to smell like one another; starts to taste like one another. Like, mate, I know you like that salty sauce, but I think it's time for you to go vegetarian.
Or maybe you just enjoy necrophilia, who am I to judge.
Why is strawberry milk the best milk flavour of all?
Because it goes so well with siew yuk. Or whatever meat you consume.
Which pokemon is the most attractive and why?
Magneton. Nuff said.
I don't like dishonouring promises, so here you go. Have fun. Cya!
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