Monday 27 June 2016

Behind Punday Monday

So this guy, his wife and their child walks into Rotund Rings, your generic donut shop.

Each of them wanted one doughnut each. So the wife and the kid sat at the table and waits, while the guy walks up to the counter and orders a Tri-Box Set, containing three donuts, which is a perfect size. The counter clerk informs him: "I'm sorry, sir, we no longer have the Tri-Box Set as it wasn't really popular. Now,  Donuts come in boxes of one, a Duo Donut set, a Quatro Donut set, a half-dozen or a dozen."

The man shrugs, and just orders three donuts. And then decides to go to the toilet, leaving the wife to pick up the donuts. Soon, the clerk beckons to the wife to pickup the donuts.

The wife arrives at the counter to realise that the box that the clerk brought out was only big enough for two donuts.

"I thought we ordered the Tri-Box set?!"

The clerk came around carrying the third donut in a bag, and said to the angry wife:

"Duo donuts. There is no Tri."

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I'll see myself out. Cya,

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